trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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prokopetz:

Sometimes it’s easy to forget that housecats had to get it from somewhere.

prokopetz:

Sometimes it’s easy to forget that housecats had to get it from somewhere.

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

kingjaffejoffer:

I would like my ashes scattered at sea immediately please

when tweets im proud of don’t get a good response i try them out on tumblr because tumblr people understand each other

hannadacanada:

ENFP all the way lol

what the fuck this is actually so dumb lol oh my god

hannadacanada:

ENFP all the way lol

what the fuck this is actually so dumb lol oh my god

INFP: extremely affectionate
ESTJ: can’t hold their tongue; “chatty cathy”
ISFP: wants to hug everybody
ESFJ: loud and boisterous
ISFJ: type most likely to dial their ex
ENTP: comes up with crazy off-the-wall theories
ISTJ: “i’m horny, let’s have sex”
ENFP: social skills on…

We live on a blue planet that circles around a ball of fire next to a moon that moves the sea, and you don’t believe in miracles?
(via ilikestrobelights)

HOW DO I LET PEOPLE KNOW THAT I AM INTERESTED IN KISSING THEM