!!!!! if wendy davis gets elected governor i might stay in texas for college

looking forward to seeing all the people ive avoided this entire summer at senior portraits tomorrow!!!!!!!

mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

officialunitedstates:

would not be surprised if the CIA wanted to recruit me.  I have medium knowledge of memes, know how to use calculator, and have broad shoulders.  the three most important CIA skills

at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

snapchatting:

what is flirting it sounds dangerous

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

shylocks:

"If the protagonist is queer, and the story doesn’t revolve around romance, then why is the protagonist queer in the first place if it’s largely irrelevant? I’m simply curious"

If the protagonist is straight, and the story doesn’t revolve around romance, then why is the protagonist straight in the first place if it’s largely irrelevant? I’m simply curious

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.