not sure why post-wisdom teeth surgery me was sad that my cheeks weren’t that big

corporateaccount:

corporateaccount:

my pot brownies are always burnt to shit bc i refuse to bake them at anything other than 420°F

alternate version of this post: my pot brownies are always undercooked bc i refuse to bake them for any more than 4 minutes and 20 seconds

snapchat is both the boon and bane of my existence

aidn:

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

this is what scientology does to people

aidn:

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

this is what scientology does to people

bewbin:

bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

u have no idea just how much i hate this post. this was a joke about gettign fucked up on pepsi then some charles Bukowski impersonator decides to write something more cliche than an anime protagonist using the power of freindship

dickpetter420:

videohall:

What to do when you see your friend texting while driving

> Broyoualmostmademedropmyphone

his vocal range wild

*rejects all advances that come from guys ever*

*rejects all advances that come from guys ever*

i don’t know whether i’ve always been this numb to things or whether this is something that has developed over the past few years

and i really don’t know if it’s good or bad 

catskid100:

I think people need to realize that it’s okay to like stuff and not have a deep reason for it

You can like a character because they’re cute, not because you identify with them
You can like a ship because you think they look good together, not because of a deep emotional bond

You can like a song because it’s catchy, not because of the meaningful lyrics

If you like it that’s okay, you don’t have to have deep reason or meaning behind it

freckledhips:

I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be anything but honest in that moment. I love the look in people’s eyes when they realize they’re in love. I love the way people look when they first wake up and they’ve forgotten their surroundings. I love the gasp people take…