lopfax:

my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell

lopfax:

my dad gets on the computer for 5 minutes and he already manages to unlock internet explorer’s unholy twin and pull it out of the depths of hell

horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell

reallyreallyreallytrying:

"average person eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

pleasecornetobrazil:

"omg why are you crying?" "the economy, bro"

snaketeen:

Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.

unfollower:

invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you

lols im so beautiful

tishyuh:

You’re the most beautiful person ever mallikaaaaaa 😍

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

high school is like flappy bird: full of disappointments and obstacles to overcome.

I really want to start blogging and making posts on tumblr  but I don’t want to annoy or scare away the millions of people in my fan club.